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The council is planning to put the kibosh on elaborately coiffured and teeth-achingly hip hoboes who hang around the North Laines handing out glossy roach cards pushing Psy-trance nights of dubious provenance.* Thats right, next on the ever-lengthening crackdown list is...flyering.
Of course this has to be backed with the full force of law... A new bye-law under the Clean Neighbourhoods and Environment Act will leave leafleteers open to arrest and fines of £75, with up to £2,500 for repeat offenders. You will be able get a licence for £50 or (£100 for a years worth) and for that youll get a little photo ID badge to go round yer neck. So advertising that poetry night or benefit gig could end up being pretty expensive.
Without Photo ID itll be illegal to hand out flyers in North Laine, The Lanes, North Street, West Street, Western Road, Queens Road, St James Street and the Seafront from Dukes Mound to the peace statue. The licence conditions will also require the distributor to clear up any discarded material.
Charities, religious and political organisations, community groups and schools are apparently going to be exempt from the scheme, but must agree to clear up any discarded material. Were sure that Sussex Police will respect the rights of, say, local peace groups or edgy newsletters to hand out their propaganda. The council claim to have consulted widely talking to all possibly interested groups: i.e. local businesses and the distribution and promotions industry.
*NB One of the signs of ageing in this fair city is failing to be offered one of these cards. If you make it through the Laines without receiving even one of these glossy invites to unbridled hedonism, then face it - yer styles rolled over and died and its time to start thinking about log-fires in that nice little housing co-op in Lewes...
Ever noticed how almost every new redevelopment in Brighton comes with a free supermarket attached?
In a city where land is so scarce, youd think the most important thing for city planners would be to make sure we all had somewhere decent and affordable to live - but where theres land theres profit and nothing lights up the eyes of local bureaucrats more than the pound sign.
In RM16 we reported how Waitrose was planning to step in and rescue the already knackered Preston Barracks development. According to the slick marketing, the Barracks will be a regenerative catalyst, an urban gateway and an academic corridor to boot. After five years overselling the project, the scheme has now come unstuck due to a gap in funding. Its only likely to go ahead if a value generator (i.e. supermarket) comes on board with the project.
The funding gap was easy to foresee. Back in the Summer of 2003, The South East England Development Agency (SEEDA) produced a briefing document for potential contractors which outlined the problems in obtaining real commercial value from the site. A key concern was that the Ministry of Defence have retained one of the buildings, which includes a rifle range! Difficult to squeeze shareholder value out of a posh development when theres tooled-up teenage cadets firing bullets in full sight of that overpriced loft apartment...
Of course, a supermarket will also need planning permission. But thats not a major worry for Waitrose - most councillors wouldnt shop anywhere else. More importantly, losing a five year project thats cost millions just to plan would be just too embarrassing not to say a firm yes to the John Lewis Partnership (Waitroses owners). The potential homes that could be built on the site are of no concern.
In fact the government took the decision a long time ago not to build more places for us to live. Despite failing to transfer every last council house over to a profit-orientated housing association, the private sector is more involved than ever in planning the future of housing. Every time an affordable house goes up it hurts the bottom line. Why else are they building so many luxury flats when the shortage is at the other end of the market?
Even council officers are losing their influence. The City Council is currently fighting a Freedom of Information request asking for more details about a letter written by council officials to their boss. The memo was basically a complaint about the pressure that was being applied to them to say yes to the £270m King Alfred development.
Supermarket subsidies are an old story in this town with Tesco in the Jubilee Library scheme and Sainsbury at the station site.
Its worth remembering at this point (and laughing hollowly at) how the council went back on their original commitment that any retail business on the New England Quarter site station car park would not compete with other retail outlets. Perhaps bureaucrats lost their sense of direction and forgot that a Sainsbury store there would be in direct competition with the Marks and Spencer already at the station, a Somerfield three minutes down the hill, a Co-op round the corner and two more Sainsbury stores within a one mile radius.
Back in 2004, Tescopoly opened a new Metro store at Palmeira Grande, Western Rd. Thats on top of the Tesco Express outlets in Denmark Villas and Dyke Rd. And then theres the huge supermarket on the old gas works site in Church Road. If thats not enough, another 20 minutes walk west and theres the store in Portslade High St and the expanding flagship store in the Holmbush Centre at Shoreham. And thats only going in one direction! Withinl 15 miles in any direction from Brighton youd find 21 Tescos and another 20 Sainsburys. Some, like ASDA like to play it a different by only having three stores but hey, what stores they are! The one down the Marina takes up a whopping 49,000 square feet.
Corporate propaganda raves about the number of new jobs Big Food brings with it, whilst all research suggests just the opposite. The British Retail Planning Forum discovered that every time a large supermarket opens, three hundred jobs are lost. Many of those are in smaller shops who can no longer compete with the sweatshop prices that Tesco and Co. bring with them. The New Economics Foundation predicted that the number of corner shops, grocers, post offices and local boozers will have declined by a third between 1990 and 2010. So what of B&H City Councils commitment to sustainable development? Hard to see it as they send local businesses to the wall, promote the sale of food that travels thousands of miles and create ever more reliance on private transport.
It might be too late to stop some of the developments in the city but you can always hit the supermarkets where it hurts the most and boycott them. Supporting local shops means that any money you spend is more likely to stay in the local community and buying or (even better, growing) local veg is a great way to reduce your food miles (and bill).
The biggest bonanza to hit the Brighton beach, since Fat Boy Slim, and what happens? The council and police gang up to prevent an outbreak of eco-looting.
Its estimated that approximately 2,000 tonnes of sawn timber broke free from the wreck of the Ice Prince, when it sank on 15th January. Its all washed up along miles of the Sussex coastline in a five-foot high stack. And according to one salty sea dog of RMs acquaintance, itll be washing up till the end of February. Surely enough to go around for everyone?
After the initial free-for-all, the wreckage has now been officially claimed by BMT Offshore Surveys. And what are they gonna do with it dry it it out and use it? No theyre going to turn it into wood pulp, in order to reclaim a tiny fraction of its value.
Meanwhile anyone filching a few planks for the allotment is warned of possible arrest and £2,500 fines! Given that we as a town are going to have to put up with a totally trashed beach for the next few months surely a blind eye and a bit of free timber isnt too much to ask?
RM has heard plenty of reports of people being chased off the beach by the police or forced to dump their gleanings where they stood. Before being asked to unload the entire contents of his trailer, one reprobate was even asked if he had deliberately broken a plank on his roof rack - Officer Keen Twat eager for a criminal damage rap. Theyve even had the police chopper out twice to keep an eye out for timber-crazed mobs.
But now the councils hit on the perfect excuse to keep us away from the tempting pile of freebies splinters! Rumour (OK, the Argus) has it that beaches are to be placed off limits due to excessive splintering. The fact that the contractors are using grabber cranes to pick the stuff up means that this particular health and safety nightmare should continue well into the tourist season...All together now: What planks!
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Rough Music was obviously overcome with grief (OK a fit of the giggles and schadenfreude accompanied with a bit of punching the air, singing, dancing and a bottle of Co-op Fairtrade Cava) on hearing that the original Nasty Nick, crooked bully boy and arch-wanker Nicolas van Hoogstraten has been banged up this time in Zimbabwe. Somehow we dont expect a solidarity campaign to be hitting the headlines any time soon.
Old Nick owns 200 properties in Zimbabwe along with his Sussex property portfolio, and strangely avoided being thrown out with all the other white farmers. Of course it helped that he had special links with dictator Mugabe who he described as, 100% decent and incorruptible. He holds vast fortunes in the African country and once said: I dont believe in democracy, I believe in rule by the fittest.
As ever it is awkward tenants whove landed the tycoon in the dock. Naughty Nicks been collecting rent in US dollars (well he can make so much more profit in the black market) - illegal under Zimbabwean law. As nothing happens in that country without the say-so of Mugabe we cant help wonder what Hoogstratens done to get up his nose.
Perhaps playing with the really big boys wasnt such a good idea after all somebody whos prepared to defy the UN and is backed by AK47-toting militias probably isnt going to be quaking in their boots over threats to send the boys round.
Nicks been on record in the past as saying, The only purpose in creating great wealth like mine is to separate oneself from the riffraff...well, were sure that only the very highest class of people populate the jails of Harare, Nick...
For services to rampant corrupt global capitalism, plus his previous contribution to the Brighton underworld, including frequent use of the heavy mob for everything from intimidation to casual murder of business rivals... N.v.H. we salute you as an....ambassadorial-class Wanker!
Protest camp evicted ...
The Preston Road tree campers have finally been booted off their squatted site next to Anston House with the only sign of their six month stay a burnt out caravan where camp founders Colin and Sandra set up home see RM 16 and SchNEWS 614).
The eviction went ahead with all the subtlety youd expect of scum-bucket developers (Haslemere-based Bridgewater Properties in this case). They cut down eight ancient trees including oaks and copper beeches back in June 2007, all with existing tree preservation orders (for all the good that did) which led to the camp being set up.
RM visited the site soon after the eviction, but none of the camp residents has been spotted anywhere nearby. The ironic thing is that they were actually calling for a homeless centre on the site rather than yet another office block. Now they will be back on the streets themselves.
The tide turned against them following the brutal attack against camp supporter Chris Bowles. Chris sustained serious head injuries on Christmas Day and is still in hospital having regained consciousness from a coma. (RM wishes him well).
Brighton & Hove Council have once again showed what a total waste of space they are by failing to nail Bridgewater Properties for cutting the trees down in the first place. They could take them to court which could result in a fine of up to double the cost of the development (£21m) plus a bit of time at her majestys pleasure.
But all has gone quiet on that front. Whatta surprise, now that the pound signs are flashing with a brand new office development (plus 509 parking spaces) imminent!
And the developers themselves? Well this lot take the biscuit, not only did they chop down the trees at the weekend to avoid any unnecessary interference. theyre more than happy to pay the £20,000 per tree felling fines - a drop in the ocean to the costly delays involved in cutting them down legally.
And just to add insult to injury theyve destroyed the root system of one of the last three trees on the site a lime bordering the road in another finger up to the council whove had to agree to it being felled because of the safety hazard to car drivers. You couldnt make it up...
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