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BROKEN ARTUnhip council cleaners were caught on the hop when they took it upon themselves last week to remove a whole lot of unsightly graffiti from the Ink_d gallery in North street. Unfortunately it turned out the Portslade Massif tag turned out to be a piece by ex-KLF (remember them torching a million quid in the mid 90s? Of course, if you can remember it you werent really there...) now modern artist (thanks Banksy!) James Cauty. Inside the poncy gallery, his works were being flogged for thousands of quid, but although the paint was on private property, thought-police cleaning crew had other ideas. In a brilliant bit of spin, worthy of a KLF stunt, the council spokesperson managed to accept responsibility for the gaffe in passing whilst actually bigging themselves up: We apologise for removing the writing from the window of the art gallery. It was a genuine mistake, one amongst the many successful and careful removals of graffiti that the council cleans off private properties every year... Now thats art. NURSERY CRIMESBEAR FACED CHEEK AS CHILDCARE HITS BUFFERS The council (and govt)s never-ending love affair with paying the private sector to run public services continues to prove no picnic for those on the receiving end (customers they like to call you). Another fine example comes from Moulsecoomb Childrens Centre in, er, Moulsecoomb. Three years ago the council decided to reject an offer by the local
primary school to provide nursery services, but of course plumped
for the private option, in the shape of oh-so-funkily-branded Buffer
Bear PLC. But the funding contracts were only for three years, and now the freebies have dried up, Buffers have announced that all of a sudden theyre upping sticks and heading for the woods. With little notice and no contingency plan in place, the centre is set to close on Oct 19th. Of course, it was impossible for the council to anticipate that a private company would only play ball as long as it was profitable, or realise that services in an area predominantly home to less-well off families will always need subsidies (compared to Landrover Avenue where a nice living can be made giving toddler yoga classes) oh except that a Buffer Bear nursery in Whitehawk closed 18 months ago for exactly the same reasons! Still, theyve already trotted out the mainstay excuses that as Buffer Bear are a private company well, they have no need to be transparent so the council couldnt have known they were going down the toilet! And as theyre are a private company, the council cant consult with parents over the decision take it up with the Buffer board, Britney! Sorry little Marshall, no fun and games for you in the neighbourhood... The council have made vague promises to look into other options but parents have seen nothing yet materialise. They have already staged two demos but the damage to their kids continuity of early developmental education has been done. Some of the cash- poorest families in Brighton are now facing travelling all over town to find childcare. Still there is some good news; Buffer apparently hold a 9-year lease on the property and anyone wanting to take over will presumably have have to buy them out of it, at least giving their balance sheet a tidy little boost!
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After their breathtaking rise to power (on the back of a 39% turn out), Brighton Tories must be relieved that Neo Labour wont be calling a sudden election. A quick scan of their website reveals that Current policy wiil (sic) be available soon ...and the only thing theyre celebrating is a plan to repair the bandstand on Brighton seafront and a merciless crackdown on chewing gum. So basically theyre just gonna carry on with all the disastrous labour council schemes with just a slightly different coloured rubberstamp.
Of course to get elected - even by such a slim majority - the Tories had to put on a show of giving a shit. In fact they like to boast about how theyve been immersing themselves in the local community. Of course theyve immersed themselves in some communities more thoroughly than others diving into high rolling Brighton was obviously less of a chore than wading through the murky puddles on Horsdean travellers site.
Labour policy against travellers wasnt exactly welcome one, welcome all (see RM#15) but the Tories are planning another turn of the screw, promising instant crackdowns. Local tories aim to court the curtain twitching massive by turning travellers into a public enemy.
Of course the fact that the council spends more money each year on combating travellers than it would cost to provide sites goes unmentioned. Their policy is to reduce the number of travelling families in Brighton to the national average i.e. 50. Of course there are no plans to bring the number of D-list celebs, estate agents or media luvvies down to the national average. Just more putting the boot into those who live a little more freely.
Green Councillor Bill Randall, whilst noting the cost caused to local council tax payers (and therefore Bills constituents wallets) for cleaning up sites, moved in a recent council meeting that more be done to support travelling families. The motion was amended by the Tories by removing all mention of the harm done to travellers through inadequate provision of decent services and the striking out of a proposal to ensure gypsies and travellers and the organisations that represent them are involved in drawing up the plans for a national network of sites. Caring democracy in action!
Keeping council tax increases to a minimum and house prices going up is the familiar Tory concern. Local Authority departments are busy worrying where the axe is going to fall as spending is hacked back. So its back to the bandstand as the only positive story.
Doing up the crumbling seafront structure would cost a whopping £850,000. The council made unsuccessful pleas to the National Lottery, but now council leaders have decided to fund the refurb out of our pockets. The Tories are planning to plunder almost half of the £1.5million Strategic Investment Fund on regenerating this part of the seafront. Well better than spending it on libraries or care homes for the elderly..!.
Why not help the council rebuild the bandstand? Donations of building
materials can be sent to Brighton Pavilion Conservative Association,
FREEPOST NAT20397, 66a Boundary Road, Hove BN3 5YZ.
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Sporting a David Van Day-busting hair do, one Dr David Bull this month joins the exclusive club of Brighton & Hove wankers.
Of course Dave isnt really a doctor, OK he qualified as one, but he makes his money as a childrens TV presenter the original Torytubbie - which might explain the Mickey Mouse bollocks hes pushing. Hes the new shiny new parliamentary candidate for Brighton Pavilion whose latest high-brow newsheet tackles the issues that really matter - asking readers to write in with details of their favourite bistro!
David Bull (whose hobbies include good restaurants and property) runs his own branding consultancy, Incredibull Ideas, which must come in handy as hes trying to rebrand a bunch of clapped out string-em-up homophobes as a hip young caring sharing therapy group, complete with a nice picture of a tree for a logo.
Rest assured TV Doctor Dave is rescuing the NHS by personally demonstrating against the closure of local A&E centres by releasing blue balloons and tying himself up in red tape. Even RM, with its finger on the activist pulse, missed that demo! And exactly which overpaid PR guru told the Tories that people would really believe that the NHS could ever be safe in their hands?
For some pre election plotting, or just to relieve the boredom as the evenings draw in, - why not pop out for a curry with Daves fanclub, Conservative Future? Organised on campuses and in local schools, CF provides the leg work for the well-gelled wannabe MP and are responsible for the dodgy newsletters and right wing propaganda dropped through your letterbox.
They run regular socials, including a pub quiz team and, like their
masters, are just desperate to find out what you think about things
- let em know by emailing info@brightoncf.co.uk. Theres
also some more David Bullshite at www.brightonmatters.com
PALESTINIAN DELEGATION TO BRIGHTON
A group of Palestinians from the Tubas region of Palestine visited Brighton in September as part of the Brighton-Tubas Solidarity Group, a project aimed at creating links between grassroots groups in Brighton and Tubas. The group aimed to raise awareness of the problems faced by Palestinians under occupation in the Tubas region.
The Jordan Valley, part of the Tubas region, has been de facto annexed by the Israeli state because it is one of the most fertile areas of the West Bank. Israeli state owned agricultural company Carmel-Agrexco makes a killing out of growing fruit and vegetables on stolen Palestinian land.
Agrexco takes advantage of the strangulation of the Palestinian
economy by US and EU sanctions and restrictions on freedom of movement
to employ Palestinian workers on poverty wages and exploit child
labour.
One member of the group, an ex-political prisoner, was prevented
from travelling by the Israeli authorities who said his ID, which
they had issued, was illegible.
The group spoke at several public meetings (incidentally getting a real eye-opening experience when they blundered accidentally on to West St one typical late Saturday night), including meeting dozens of community groups, the Sussex Uni Students Union, five local schools and several campaigning groups. The aim is to set up sustainable solidarity links to highlight the war crimes being committed against the people of the Tubas region. They also took a trip to EDO MBM to see where the munitions used to keep them under the Israeli heel
. The Brighton-Tubas Solidarity Group sends regular delegations to Palestine and is currently supporting the building of a school in an area where Israeli military law deems building unlawful.
See www.tubas.brightonpalestine.org or email tubas@brightonpalestine.org
One anti-war activist and celebrated local Rough Musician, Marcus Wise has come in for more than his fair share of police harassment as a result of his involvement in the SMASH EDO campaign. After getting busted for cycling through red lights on a critical mass demo (see RM#9) hes been the cause of a fair amount of earache to one of Sussexs finest: PC Sean McDonald (see Wankers Corner RM#8). Although Seans job is to hang around annoying protesters, causing him to be an unwelcome presence on most of the citys demos, he tried to get Marcus fitted up for a prosecution under the Protection from Harassment Act 1997 for stalking him!
In 2006 Marcus was at one of the regular noise demos outside the factory and got stung with a Fixed Penalty Notice for eighty quid under public order laws. PC McDonald, acting with PC Andre Bernascone, wrestled Marcus into the back of a van and tried to issue the FPN. After Marcus refused, they settled for taking his name and address.
Six months later, at the limit of the time for prosecution, the police finally got their way and Marcus was charged under Section 5 of the Public Order Act, i.e. causing alarm, harassment and distress. Poor Sean was apparently threatened by Marcus offering him to take that uniform off and well go one-on-one down the road, bullshit of the first order as shown by the sub-Bill scripting of the insult. RM pictures him, pen in hand hovering over the words Youll never take me alive Copper...
Events then took a bizarre twist when as Marcus was summonsed for the comparatively minor charge, Sean chose to supplement his original one page statement - which although improbable at least confined itself to events on the day with a three page history of the last few years dredging up every encounter hed ever had with Marcus. These, he suggested, amounted to a course of conduct under the harassment act a much more serious charge, punishable by up to five years in prison.
Making surreal reading, Sean included events like Marcus warning people during the Naked Bike Ride Watch out everyone the police are around hide your money, following Sean around a Christmas-time EDO demo in town with a sign saying Do not talk to this man, and gloriously shouting through a megaphone at another demo, I might be the biggest wanker in Brighton but at least Im not in Wankers Corner - to which Sean added I took this to be a reference to internet website and magazine Rough Music Oh yes fame at last!
After being refused legal aid, Marcus defended himself in court and won a reprieve from the bail conditions the prosecution wanted to impose. On August 10th all charges were dropped. Two days later and Marcus was arrested again under an 1871 bye-law. Since then hes been bailed back once a month while the plod dither about whether or not to charge him. When will they Wise up?
For five long years, the council have been agonising (read: waiting for the right tempting offer) over what to do with former Preston barracks, on the Lewes Rd next to the University of Brighton site. Plans have of course, entirely revolved around enticing a major supermarket in (is there any other way?!). Publicly, they promised regeneration for the site... inevitably meaning a retail park with 12,000 sq foot of office space, ubiquitous luxury flat blocks all laced with the usual bluster about bits of affordable housing.
Initial hopes that neighbours B&Q might just gobble up the chance to build themselves an extension all the the way to the Barracks fell though when they pulled out in April 2006. Then talks with Sainsburys, already located just down the road on the Vague Gyratory broke down and looked likely to scupper the plans, but thankfully another suitor has now been found in the shape of home of the less-than-affordable Waitrose.
Our increasingly desperate rival, the Argus, broke the news, describing the plan as an 18-storey tower block, bars, businesses and a supermarket the size of a football pitch. (Ooh a football pitch! More interesting news would have been a football pitch the size of a supermarket...And heres Rooney, taking a corner from the left and...oh, no, its nowhere near reaching the box, Brian!)
What yet another superstore and development in the already traffic-chocked
area will do for the local environment is pretty obvious, but dont
be surprised if the plan seems to win though any challenges to it...
The council doesnt know any other way and despite a rumble
of discontent here and there, councillors have already voted to
support the scheme so that negotiations can take place on a development
agreement...
By the time you read this the Save the Trees campaigners of Addison Road, Hove, who delayed fellings on the Brighton to Littlehampton line in March, are likely to have been back in action (October 13th) after Network Rail announced their latest tree clearance.
In March, around 50 protesters disrupted two chainsaw operatives from clearing trees from embankments, with some putting themselves directly between the trees and saws.
Rather than manage the trees sensibly through coppicing, which means the embankments remain intact thanks to the trees roots and the neighbourhood gardens remain free of dodgy poisons, Network Rail has a national money-saving policy to cut trees down and poison the roots. Short-sighted and dangerous, as when it rains landslides are more likely.
Call 735770 for details of local protests against Novembers planned fellings, and while youre at it if you fancy giving the chainsaw operatives your hapenny worth, the contractors are Homegrown Timber on 07887 610863.
RM will be reporting on both protests come and show your support you know it makes sense!
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